Short 30 Second Idea involving a sawn off shot gun

[jb_617]

Don't you really hate the fact that, even though this is a filmmaking forum, this freaking hostboard thing ruins your screenplay formatting when you cut and paste it in?


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Just a thought. I'm sowing seeds.

[eidde]

CUT TO
INSIDE THE CABIN, THE TV IS STILL SHOWING PEOPLE IN A HOUSE. SLOWLY ZOOM IN.
THE HOUSE MATES ARE ALL RUNNING AROUND NAKED AND GIGGLING.
HOUSEMATE1
(Naked and running around) ha ha ha ha
HOUSEMATE2
Titter snigger, har har harrrrr
HOUSEMATE3
Big Mutha is really quiet lately. What do you think is going on.
HOUSEMATE1
I dont care! I dont care! har har harrdy har
HOUSEMATE2
(puts a sock over his privates)
Look at me! look at me!
HOUSEMATE1
Har har har giggle (bounce)

etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, ........fade out......

happier? now?

[jb_617]

Hey, I think I saw that on MTv once.


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My life is a joke.

[Chance1234]

I was thinking of maybe simplifying it to

CU: Large Breasts

cut to

CU:Shotgun

[sn-films]

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart... That shotgun screams Evil Dead homage!

Its hard to go wrong with a nice little zombie-splatterfest that concludes with the Ash's classic over-the-shoulder blast. Maybe Beloved Monster could help you out with that one. He seems quite proficient with slinging blood and guts all over the place.

[untamed_aggression]

You could do a faithful adaptation of the video game Doom.

The game is about a marine on mars battling the forces of Hell. Hollywood version removes all references to marines, Mars and Hell. And casts The Rock.

That is a pretty shweeeeet gun though. How much do you charge? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[miker]

it's begging for Doom2 and Evil Dead2 references, that's for sure. 80s retro is cool after all, hip to be square n all that.

"Guns don't kill people. I do."

[Chance1234]

most people i have handed the gun to have either gone "Monster hunter" or "Zombie massacre" so in good company!

Ironically it is in fact a exact replica of the Mad Max Gun.

[Chance1234]

"CURSE THIS RADIOACTIVE SCUM!" ;-)

[TJ_the_director]

do a CSI spoof. spray on some Luminol and turn on the green light. [img]eek.gif[/img]